No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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