We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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