imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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