Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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