Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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