Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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