sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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