Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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