I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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