Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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