they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize