Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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