I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
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Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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