I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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