Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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