belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
What a dumb baby whore.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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