do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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