I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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