His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Princesses don't give blow jobs
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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