It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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