dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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