after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Randomize
