Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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