You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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