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Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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