You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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