Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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