Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
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Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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