Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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