Don't you send me to vm
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just gargled with NyQuil
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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