It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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