he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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