The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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