I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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