can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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