so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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