Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
