You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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