i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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