were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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