Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
being pregnant is like rehab
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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