I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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