I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
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Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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