So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I have post one night stand depression
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