is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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