I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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