Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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