well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
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I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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