He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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