Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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