We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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