So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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