super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
we're so committed to being not committed
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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