Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
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Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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