so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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