I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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