Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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