You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
My vagina is officially offended.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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