I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin