I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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