fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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